Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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