so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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