I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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