i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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