sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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