I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
Randomize
