All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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