Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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