a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Randomize
