You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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