Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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