Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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