so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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