I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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