awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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