and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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