they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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