he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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