What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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