break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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