There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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