Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
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