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He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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