am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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