We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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