Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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