I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
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