They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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