I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Dicks are not precious.
COCAINE IS GR8
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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