ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
