did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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