The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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