I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
She bit a glass in half.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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