it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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