No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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