beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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