the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
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