Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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