it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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