Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Randomize
