You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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