just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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