is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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