You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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