I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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