The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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