I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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