I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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