Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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