Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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