the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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