ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
do nipples grow back?
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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