Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize