I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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