people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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