He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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